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Previous roles at HAVAS and GREY, with some previous in-house at Hewlett-Packard and Blue Cross Blue Shield.
Served clients like P&G, Slim Jim, 3M, Raising Cane’s, Bacardi, AARP, Essilor, Pfizer, and more.
Welcome
We’re not so different, you and I… I, too, am a stalker.
No time to read? Check out the “Sitcom” section above for a brief visual.
For those who are still reading: I’m Kiko [Martínez].
As an agency Chief Creative Gladiator, I’m tasked with fighting off bad ideas and sloth colleagues that hug the coffee machine. I’m also responsable for helping brands find their sweet spot, and conquer their creative fears. On my leisure, I fancy some delightful time to make memes out of grandma. Before you judge, know that it helps my creative process and it’s often billable. Who’s laughing now?
Other delightful hobbies…
• Play tennis → Get blisters → Lie that I was benching 235lbs → Cry in the shower.
• Eating at 3-star Yelp locations. Any more, and you're over budget. Any less, and you'll be fighting a tapeworm. #AllAboutTheSweetSpot
• Going out of my way to pet a dog. This includes coyotes. This excludes hyenas.
• Deconstructing ads and presenting the insight to my wife, who “doesn’t care” but deep down I know she’s, like, super impressed and thinks that I’m a total Einstein.
Did I mentioned I’m a go-getter? I challenged myself into matching Uganda’s external debt. I succeeded:
Miami Ad School \ Creative Advertising, Copywriting.
Florida International University \ MBA, Leadership and Entrepreneurship.
Florida International University \ BBA, Marketing and International Business.
Feel free to reach out if you’re in search of ideas, or would simply like to make a donation to my millennial “retirement” account. -Do not reach out if you’re the IRS-